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riptide_asylum) wrote2011-09-27 06:17 pm
riptide_asylum) wrote2011-09-27 06:17 pm
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"Eight Things Mama Jo Knows" (Fear of Falling, 1991)
Title: Eight Things Mama Jo Knows
Rating: G
Summary:Eight things Mama Jo could tell a body if they thought about asking.
1. Yup, those two are together, all right. Any fool can see that from a hundred paces. And I'm no fool.
2. If Bambi raves about Nick to the paying customers one more time, I'll toss her overboard by the strings of her scrawny little bikini.
3. Riptide Detective Agency. Ha! More like Riptide Adulthood Avoidance Agency, if you ask me. But after what those two have been through, I can't say I blame 'em.
4. That Ingram girl is trouble with a capital T.
5. If Cody wore his shorts any tighter, he might as well get a job down at the Golden Eagle and get paid for the show.
6. If Nick knows what's good for him, he won't let Cody out of sight of the water. I've never seen a guy have it that bad for the ocean and I've lived practically my whole life on it.
7. You know, if I were a betting woman, I'd give you twenty dollars on that living arrangement of theirs lasting right up until the minute some girl decides she's serious about Bozinsky. She'll have him off that boat faster than bait from a bucket.
8. Speaking of which, Ted better get his act together and do something about that crush he's got on Bozinsky. A guy like that won't stay single long. At least not if my girls have anything to say about it.
Ted, you always were a damned fool.
Rating: G
Summary:Eight things Mama Jo could tell a body if they thought about asking.
1. Yup, those two are together, all right. Any fool can see that from a hundred paces. And I'm no fool.
2. If Bambi raves about Nick to the paying customers one more time, I'll toss her overboard by the strings of her scrawny little bikini.
3. Riptide Detective Agency. Ha! More like Riptide Adulthood Avoidance Agency, if you ask me. But after what those two have been through, I can't say I blame 'em.
4. That Ingram girl is trouble with a capital T.
5. If Cody wore his shorts any tighter, he might as well get a job down at the Golden Eagle and get paid for the show.
6. If Nick knows what's good for him, he won't let Cody out of sight of the water. I've never seen a guy have it that bad for the ocean and I've lived practically my whole life on it.
7. You know, if I were a betting woman, I'd give you twenty dollars on that living arrangement of theirs lasting right up until the minute some girl decides she's serious about Bozinsky. She'll have him off that boat faster than bait from a bucket.
8. Speaking of which, Ted better get his act together and do something about that crush he's got on Bozinsky. A guy like that won't stay single long. At least not if my girls have anything to say about it.
Ted, you always were a damned fool.